#33 · Status dashboard pings every service /api/health and shows up/down

Context

Portal is the front door but doesn't show service health. A simple health-check grid on the homepage makes outages visible to operators and members.

Acceptance criteria

• [ ] Homepage shows a row of service tiles (one per Worker), each with a green/red dot
• [ ] Worker hits each /api/health server-side, caches result for 60s in KV
• [ ] Tile is clickable — links to that service
• [ ] Redact health detail for non-admin users (just up/down, not response time / error)

Technical hints

• Existing CLAUDE.md services table is the source-of-truth for which services to ping
• Use Promise.allSettled so one slow service doesn't block the page
• Keep total fan-out under the 50-subrequest Worker limit

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